Chapter VI — Crome Yellow
byChapter VI opens with an eccentric yet intriguing arrival that disrupts the atmosphere at Crome with an unexpected energy. Mr. Barbecue-Smith, with his thick aura of confidence and spiritual flair, becomes impossible to ignore. Though respected by many for his bestselling inspirational works, his behavior hints at someone who may take himself a bit too seriously. His air of superiority is quickly felt by Denis, the young writer-in-residence, who finds himself caught between admiration and irritation. At tea, what begins as a cordial gathering turns into a quiet psychological duel. Barbecue-Smith’s condescending attitude toward Denis is not subtle, and his remarks cut deep, even if wrapped in gentility.
Denis, who yearns for literary success, finds himself belittled by the very person he might otherwise have studied. Barbecue-Smith shares his unconventional writing process with great pride, describing how he writes by tapping into the subconscious mind. According to him, it’s a matter of attunement—of aligning oneself with the Infinite to receive words in a continuous stream. His fingers, he claims, are merely instruments through which wisdom flows unbidden. Denis listens, trying to mask his disbelief, unsure whether to envy the man or discredit him entirely. Barbecue-Smith even offers advice: clear the mind, open the spirit, and let the ideas come forth without interference.
What’s particularly striking is Barbecue-Smith’s claim that effort is not necessary if one is truly aligned with the higher consciousness. He boasts about producing thousands of words in a single sitting, as if genius were a faucet that merely required the right twist. His technique, though puzzling, has clearly worked for him—or at least sold books. Denis, though courteous, cannot help but question the legitimacy of such an approach. To him, writing is an act of struggle and refinement, not a passive performance of channeling vague cosmic insights. Yet the older man’s success is undeniable, and that fact lingers heavily in Denis’s mind long after their conversation ends.
Barbecue-Smith’s method emphasizes inspiration over discipline. While this idea might seem liberating, it risks diminishing the value of craft. Many seasoned writers argue that daily consistency and revision shape stronger literature than waiting for mystical flashes of brilliance. It’s tempting to believe that a higher power will hand over a perfect story, but in most cases, mastery is built through patience, editing, and failure. Denis’s skepticism is warranted. The spiritual shortcut might work for some, but it can leave others frustrated and dependent on fleeting feelings. Real creativity often requires structure and routine, even if inspiration occasionally sparks the flame.
Still, there’s an underlying truth in Barbecue-Smith’s idea of mental freedom. Writers who allow their thoughts to roam—free from internal censorship—sometimes find breakthroughs. Stream-of-consciousness techniques, for instance, have been used successfully by figures like James Joyce and Virginia Woolf to explore the depths of character and thought. What Barbecue-Smith calls trance might simply be a relaxed, focused state that bypasses the analytical mind. For Denis, understanding this distinction could offer new approaches to his work. Instead of rejecting the idea entirely, he might explore how spontaneity and discipline can work together. In this way, even eccentric advice may offer practical value if filtered thoughtfully.
As their conversation continues, Barbecue-Smith reads aloud some of his written phrases, each coated in vague profundity. These aphorisms, while lofty in tone, often border on absurdity. Denis struggles to take them seriously, sensing that style has taken precedence over substance. Yet he is too polite—or too unsure—to openly challenge the man. The tension between genuine insight and empty performance becomes the silent thread of their interaction. Barbecue-Smith remains oblivious to the doubt in Denis’s eyes, absorbed in his own performance of wisdom. To him, truth is a product of output; quantity validates quality.
Meanwhile, Denis continues to observe, internalizing both the arrogance and the confidence before him. It becomes clear that the older man represents a path Denis hopes to avoid: one where words flow easily but lack emotional or intellectual rigor. The spiritual sheen might appeal to readers, but Denis seeks something more grounded and personal. What he craves isn’t affirmation from a crowd, but recognition from a peer—or even from himself. His aspirations, though vague, are tied to authenticity. And that makes Barbecue-Smith’s approach feel hollow, even if it’s successful in the marketplace.
This encounter plants a seed in Denis’s mind. He begins to think not just about writing, but about the identity of the writer. Is it enough to be prolific if one isn’t genuine? Is popularity the true measure of literary merit? These questions don’t yield immediate answers, but they deepen his reflection. And while Barbecue-Smith retires from the scene with his usual self-satisfaction, Denis is left with something more enduring than advice: a clearer understanding of what he does and does not want to become. Sometimes, even the worst examples serve as the best teachers. The chapter ends not with resolution but with direction—a silent but firm push toward clarity.