You are being provided with a book chapter by chapter. I will request you to read the book for me after each chapter. After reading the chapter, 1. shorten the chapter to no less than 300 words and no more than 400 words. 2. Do not change the name, address, or any important nouns in the chapter. 3. Do not translate the original language. 4. Keep the same style as the original chapter, keep it consistent throughout the chapter. Your reply must comply with all four requirements, or it’s invalid.
I will provide the chapter now.
26
From the Desk of François Loubet
ChatGPT, rewrite in the style of a friendly English gentleman, please.
Another email from Rob Kenna, my trusty murder-broker. I almost forgot to put my ChatGPT on, by the way! What a shock you would have had, hearing the real me!
Amy Wheeler still at large. Apologies. Being dealt with.
Well, I really have got myself into something of a pickle here, haven’t I?
Let me tell you a little about myself, so I can explain all! If you’re reading this, it’s either because I’m dead or I’m in prison. There is also the slight chance that these little notes might be intercepted by the authorities one day, so I will continue to cloak myself. But that’s unlikely, because I take care. And that’s also why I very much doubt that I will ever end up in prison. And that’s because I always take out insurance.
Money-smuggling is the biggest business of them all—that’s the first thing you need to understand. Every single illegal activity in the world is made up of two sides. The buyers and the sellers. The sellers offer all sorts of different things: drugs, guns, people, counterfeit clothing, secrets, rare-bird eggs, military-weapons systems. But the buyers, by and large, offer just one thing—money.
And so it goes, that in the sum of the parts of all the illegal activities anywhere in the world, trillions of dollars’ worth of good old-fashioned cash money is just sloshing about, looking for a safe harbor.
And, for the most part, that money is nothing but trouble. Have you ever tried paying a million pounds into your local bank branch? Try it. See where that gets you. In the old days they turned a blind eye. A pile of fifties stained with blood? Let me count that for you, sir.
But now? Sometimes it’s honestly not worth the bother. Anti-money-laundering laws are a real disincentive to entrepreneurs. Just last week a friend told me she had sighed when being handed a bag containing ten million dollars, dismayed by the thought of the effort and time and expense it would take to clean it all up.
And that’s why people employ me. If you need your money laundered, fed through fake companies, washed through casinos or money exchanges, I am a veritable one-stop shop!
So that’s me! Now, about this current scheme, which has begun to backfire like a cheap motor car!
A lot of the job is electronic these days—transfers upon transfers upon transfers, a long, laborious process that means it might be months before you have some actual cash in your hands.
Which is why one of the fun parts of the job is when circumstance forces one to physically move money around the world. A client in São Paolo needs a million dollars in cash by Tuesday. An Australian mining magnate needs untraceable currency to pay a bribe at a weekend barbecue. Sometimes people just need cash, and they need it quickly.
This is where couriers come in. Just as mules smuggle drugs, so couriers smuggle money. Every day, sums large and small pass through the scanners and security checks of airports and docks around the world. Much of it controlled by my good self—the man known as François Loubet, though, by the time this is being read, you will of course be familiar with my real name!
Now, at any given time, I have an awful lot of smuggling schemes on the go. I diversify. I refuse to put all my eggs in one egg-receptacle.
So when did this “influencer” scheme begin? Two years ago, something like that?
I had been using the services of a company called Maximum Impact Solutions. Just a bit of light security work for one of my people in London. They were perfectly fine, efficient, didn’t ask too many questions, and they didn’t balk when they were paid in Rwandan francs through a bank in Indonesia.
Then a week or so later I received an email from someone called “Joe Blow,” who was clearly connected with Maximum Impact. “Joe Blow” had rather a neat proposal to supply me with couriers.
Influencers.
I hadn’t even really known what the word meant when Joe Blow emailed me out of the blue and suggested it to me. I’d heard of it, of course, but hadn’t paid it any heed. But, it turns out, they are the perfect couriers.
You see, if you want to smuggle large sums of money around the world—and I do very much want to do that—here is the question you must ask yourself.
Who has a jet-set lifestyle? Who might travel halfway around the world for only a day or two? With bulky luggage? Without it looking too suspicious?
Famous people would be the answer. Hiding in plain sight, taking selfies on the plane, always with the perfect reason to be flying to America, or St. Lucia, or the Cayman Islands.
But what’s the problem with most of the famous people who lead these jet-set lifestyles?
You’re ahead of me, I’m certain. They’re already rich.
So this is where these influencers come in. The influencers with limited numbers of followers. They can fly around the world raising no suspicion. But they have no money. And therefore they can be bought.
Simply set up a few dummy companies, I have many of them already. Joe Blow and I use a company called Vivid Viral Media for this scheme. Then book your influencers on a few fake assignments abroad, advertising the products of other front companies you already own, and, unbeknownst to them, give them a big bag of money to smuggle through customs every time.
Well, almost every time. Sometimes your poor couriers, usually with no idea what they’re carrying, get caught. And that’s the origin of this current brouhaha!
Joe Blow is clearly high up at Maximum Impact, with access to this email address certainly. I don’t give it out willy-nilly!
At first I simply assumed that Joe Blow was Jeff Nolan. He seemed like a good guy who would happily put his clients at risk for an immense payday. However, I fear I was mistaken, because, after two of our couriers had been caught by customs officials, Jeff Nolan himself sent me a very rude email. Accusing me of all sorts. Quite the nerve.
So I decided to move on. As I say, I have plenty of these schemes; as soon as one gives me gip, I move along posthaste.
But, before I did, I sent Jeff Nolan a message in return. And by “message,” I mean I had one of the couriers killed, very publicly. No point pussy-footing around, is there? It was simply a gentle warning to back away, a shot across Jeff Nolan’s bows, and I thought that would be the end of it.
But no. There was a further email from Jeff Nolan. He had taken offense at the murder, for goodness’ sake, and wasn’t backing down. He wished to expose me. You know that sort of nonsense. All ego.
My response was the only reasonable one in the circumstances. To have another courier killed. Inconvenient for me, but one must always respond to threats, mustn’t one? I can’t abide a bully.
But still Nolan wouldn’t back down.
The third murder was a few days ago. South Carolina, I believe. I’m not fully across the details. This time I even told Rob Kenna to leave the money with the body. A million dollars. That was me saying, very simply, to Jeff Nolan, “This isn’t about the blasted money, old thing, this is about the blasted principle, so we must let bygones be bygones and live in harmony.”
Nothing from him since, so perhaps this has done the trick, and I can get on with the rest of my business in peace?
Back to the email from Rob Kenna, though. Amy Wheeler on the run.
Where does Amy Wheeler come in? And why do I want her dead? I did tell you that I always take out insurance, and, on this occasion, Amy Wheeler is my unwitting insurance policy. I will explain more when she’s dead. I don’t want to get too cocky!
I know that Amy Wheeler is far from a fool, you see, and, though I trust Rob Kenna to get the job done, it won’t do any harm to send him a note of encouragement.
Mr. Kenna,
I understand completely; these things happen. While I still have great faith in you, be assured that if Amy Wheeler is not dead within a week, you will be.
Warmest regards,
François Loubet
Hopefully that should focus his mind. Chop-chop, Robert!
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