Ballad: The Mystic Selvagee
byThe Mystic Selvagee tells the story of Sir Blennerhassett Portico, whose reverence for the past shapes every aspect of his identity as a naval officer. From a young age, he idolized Lord Rodney, believing no seaman before or since had equaled the Admiral’s valor and brilliance. Determined to honor Rodney not only in memory but in method, Sir Portico patterned his life to match Rodney’s, down to the tilt of his hat and the phrasing of commands. His obsession was not mocked but rather admired, as it came from a place of deep respect for naval tradition and glory. Seeking authenticity, he discovered an aging sailor, Jasper, who had served under Rodney in 1782. In Jasper, Sir Portico found a living relic—someone who could guide him toward perfecting his imitation of his maritime hero.
Jasper accepted Portico’s offer of comfortable housing and a yearly pension, but not without reluctance. He was asked not merely to recount stories of the past but to serve as a living benchmark for everything Rodney-like. At first, Jasper hesitated to criticize modern practices, knowing how much naval procedures had advanced. Yet Sir Portico insisted, craving correction where he had drifted from tradition. Jasper soon began pointing out subtle deviations—devices like iron-capped blocks or reinforced stays that no vessel in Rodney’s day would have dared to use. These enhancements, though effective, offended the spirit of authenticity Sir Portico longed to maintain. The addition of a selvagee, for instance, to equalize the pressure on the maintop-stay, was viewed by Jasper as a betrayal of classical rigging standards.
In these disagreements lay a deeper conflict between admiration and anachronism. Sir Portico, by seeking to recreate history, was also denying the forward march of knowledge. Jasper, for all his loyalty to the past, acknowledged that time reshapes even the sea. He recognized that Rodney’s techniques had succeeded in a particular era, but clinging to them without adaptation risked inefficiency—or worse, failure. Yet Sir Portico remained steadfast, driven more by the symbolism of fidelity than the logic of utility. His ship became not just a vessel of command but a floating tribute to a bygone age. While others advanced, he preserved.
Despite the romanticism of this mission, cracks began to show. The younger officers aboard his ship, while respectful, questioned the practicality of such rigid adherence to outdated methods. They saw the mystic selvagee, so central to Portico’s adjustments, as a metaphor for all he held sacred—simple, handmade, and slightly impractical. Naval strategy had evolved; ships now demanded balance, speed, and adaptive rigging. But Sir Portico was unmoved, his devotion bordering on mysticism. Jasper, now aged and more weary, realized his captain was less interested in truth and more in a kind of spiritual alignment with Rodney’s legacy.
One stormy night, when the sails were strained and the masts groaned under pressure, the limitations of old techniques became painfully clear. The crew scrambled to adjust lines and equalize stays, only to find that the absence of modern devices left them vulnerable. Sir Portico, witnessing the near-collapse of his own command under traditions he had imposed, was shaken. Jasper, too, recognized the burden of stubborn nostalgia. Yet instead of scolding, he spoke gently, praising the heart of a man who loved something enough to lose to it. The ballad ends not in condemnation but in reflection—a realization that reverence must evolve alongside reason.
In The Mystic Selvagee, humor and history blend to question how we honor legacy. Is it through rigid replication, or through adapting principles for present use? Sir Portico’s journey becomes symbolic of anyone who tries too hard to preserve what must instead be translated. Jasper, once a mouthpiece for tradition, becomes a voice of balance. The selvagee, once criticized, becomes a quiet reminder that even in homage, we must leave room for the present to breathe. Readers are left with a tender, ironic portrait of a man whose greatest strength was his love for the past—and whose greatest challenge was learning when to let it go.