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    More Bab Ballads

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    Lost Mr. Blake reveals a wit­ty tale of con­tra­dic­tion, where a man known more for sin than sanc­ti­ty becomes the unex­pect­ed focus of a reli­gious woman’s reformist heart. Mr. Blake, nei­ther cru­el nor dis­hon­est, sim­ply finds no charm in the trap­pings of insti­tu­tion­al piety. He smokes on Sun­days, scoffs at cler­i­cal debates, and gives alms only when it suits his humor or ben­e­fits some­one direct­ly. Rules, espe­cial­ly those dressed in lace and litur­gy, do not sway him. He lives accord­ing to his own logic—a moral­i­ty that avoids mal­ice but wel­comes mis­chief. Yet his life takes a strange turn when Mrs. Big­gs, a respectable wid­ow with firm views on sal­va­tion and scent­ed hymn­books, takes an inter­est in redeem­ing him. She is not charmed by his cyn­i­cism, but believes that, under­neath the ash of irrev­er­ence, a soul worth sav­ing qui­et­ly smol­ders.

    Her affec­tion is not with­out strat­e­gy. Believ­ing she can cleanse his habits through love and guid­ance, she agrees to mar­ry him, hop­ing mat­ri­mo­ny might sweet­en his soul. Mr. Blake, amused but intrigued, goes along, find­ing a curi­ous delight in the chal­lenge she pos­es. In time, he plays the part of the mod­el convert—attending Sun­day ser­vices not once, but mul­ti­ple times, each at a dif­fer­ent church to avoid ser­mon rep­e­ti­tion. What was devo­tion for her became satire for him, though nev­er cru­el­ly so. He would read the prayer books, nod solemn­ly at hymns, and even cor­rect her pos­ture dur­ing kneel­ing, all while bare­ly con­tain­ing his smirk. Still, he kept his promise: he nev­er out­right refused her wish­es, just redi­rect­ed them with cre­ative com­pli­ance. To out­siders, he appeared trans­formed, though those who lis­tened close­ly could hear the chuck­le behind his chants.

    When it came to char­i­ty, Mr. Blake approached giv­ing with the same the­atri­cal flair. Dona­tions were made in abun­dance, but they nev­er escaped his account­ing books. A new organ for a parish was off­set by sell­ing their piano. Bread for the poor came with a reduc­tion in their own sup­per cours­es. His log­ic was sound if heartless—every pious act must bal­ance with an equal eco­nom­ic cut, or else risk finan­cial sin. Mrs. Big­gs, ever prac­ti­cal, strug­gled to protest. She saw the gen­eros­i­ty, even if the meth­ods mud­died its mean­ing. They became a cou­ple of pecu­liar renown—half praised, half pitied—living proof that virtue and vice can dine from the same dish with­out argu­ment, as long as the wine is decent­ly poured and the ser­mon not too long.

    Their mar­riage, marked by this dance between earnest­ness and irony, cre­at­ed its own the­ol­o­gy. Mr. Blake did not grow into a saint, but he also did not remain untouched. His ser­mons-in-sar­casm slow­ly dulled as affec­tion grew. What began as mock­ery shift­ed into rit­u­al, if not for the sake of faith, then for the com­fort it brought her. He stopped count­ing every char­i­ta­ble pen­ny, even if he still record­ed them in a col­umn labeled “Spir­i­tu­al Expens­es.” And while his Sun­day walks still end­ed at a pub on rare occa­sions, he start­ed pre­fer­ring ear­li­er returns, just in time for evening prayers. For a man lost in the eyes of soci­ety, Blake found some­thing bet­ter than repentance—he found peace in com­pan­ion­ship, which, in many ways, required greater sac­ri­fice than faith.

    Read­ers who fol­low Blake’s arc will find more than satire. The bal­lad speaks to the ways peo­ple adapt not by force, but by gen­tle, per­sis­tent com­pan­ion­ship. Change, it sug­gests, doesn’t need thun­der­claps or conversions—it can hap­pen in shared rou­tines, half-sin­cere hymns, and qui­et moments when sar­casm soft­ens into silence. Mr. Blake’s ref­or­ma­tion is not text­book holy, but it’s whol­ly human. In the back­drop of Vic­to­ri­an social cri­tique, his tale still echoes today. It rais­es ques­tions about the nature of good­ness, the flex­i­bil­i­ty of moral­i­ty, and whether doing the right thing with the wrong moti­va­tion mat­ters less than sim­ply doing it. Through laugh­ter, the bal­lad deliv­ers its truth: that even the irrev­er­ent have hearts, and even the devout can find joy in a joke shared over morn­ing tea.

    In the end, it may be said that Mr. Blake was not entire­ly lost. He was sim­ply found in a place where nei­ther sanc­ti­ty nor sin ruled absolute­ly, but where two peo­ple met halfway. Not in per­fect agree­ment, but in ongo­ing com­pro­mise. The final vers­es of his sto­ry offer no moral wrapped in gold, no halo gleam­ing above his head. Instead, they give us some­thing sub­tler and more satisfying—a man who learned to love by pre­tend­ing to be bet­ter until, almost with­out notic­ing, he actu­al­ly was.

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