Chapter 25 of the book brings to life a whirlwind of emotions and events centered around Feyre, a mortal girl entangled in the affairs of faeries. Tamlin, a High Lord, is compelled to address a growing blight on his lands, leaving Feyre behind but ensuring she knows he remains unharmed. Despite the looming threat, Feyre finds herself unable to resist her growing affection towards Tamlin, a path she knows could only end in heartbreak due to their inherent differences.
Amidst these troubled thoughts, the estate bursts into preparations for the Summer Solstice, an event marked with festivities that now take place in their court instead of the traditional Summer Court venue. The celebration brings a temporary reprieve from the encroaching darkness, offering Feyre a glimpse into the joys and unity of faerie customs. Tamlin, absent for most of the day due to his duties, returns just in time to partake in the evening’s celebrations.
Feyre is swept up in the magic of the night, adorned in a chiffon gown and a garland, making her look every bit a part of the faerie world. Lucien escorts her to the festivities, teasing and hinting at the night’s enchantments. The celebration itself is a vivid tapestry of music, dancing, and the faerie wine’s intoxicating effects, which Feyre indulges in despite Lucien’s warnings. Her consumption of the faerie wine releases her inhibitions, leading her into a state of blissful euphoria and deepening her immersion into faerie culture.
The festivities reveal not just the joyous nature of the fae but also the strong undercurrents of attraction and connection between Feyre and Tamlin. A moment of vulnerability and closeness between them is showcased as they dance under the moonlight, witnessing the ethereal spectacle of will‑o’-the-wisps. This magical moment is a testament to the evolving relationship between Feyre and Tamlin, highlighting their deepening bond amidst the festivities’ enchantment.
As dawn approaches, their relationship reaches a pivotal moment, culminating in a tender yet intense exchange of kisses that signifies their mutual desire and acceptance of one another. This chapter artfully combines the themes of love, magic, and the clash between mortal and faerie realms, setting the stage for the unfolding dynamics of Feyre and Tamlin’s relationship.
Alice and her companions, consisting of fellow librarians and a guide horse named Charley, embark on a treacherous journey to Arnott’s Ridge, a route rarely traveled due to its challenging terrain. Despite early doubts, Charley confidently leads them through the dense, silent forests and precarious landscapes. Amid the journey, Alice reflects on the impending end of her current life and the strong bonds she’s formed with these women, as she is soon to leave for New York and then England, entering a vastly different existence. She deeply cherishes her time with them, understanding that their shared experiences and camaraderie are irreplaceable.
Their mission is to make contact with the McCulloughs, a reclusive family, in hopes of gathering information that might exonerate their friend Margery, who is facing a murder trial. Upon arriving at the McCullough residence, they are met with suspicion and resistance, emphasized by a hostile dog and the pointed barrels of a gun. Initially hesitant, the inhabitants are slowly drawn into conversation by tales of past acquaintances and the mention of Margery’s situation. Throughout the encounter, the librarians offer books, representing a gesture of goodwill and an attempt to bridge the gap between them and the McCulloughs.
The chapter encapsulates themes of friendship, loyalty, and the struggles against both natural and human adversities. It also highlights the librarians’ dedication to their cause, showcasing their determination to support one another and their community, even in the face of danger and uncertainty. Through their journey and their interaction with the McCulloughs, the chapter reflects on the power of trust, understanding, and the seemingly small yet significant act of extending kindness through books.
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TWENTY-FIVE
It’s a beautiful June evening. I brought a wrap with me, but it’s so warm
out, I end up leaving it in Andrew’s car, so I’ve got nothing besides my
white dress and my purse that doesn’t match as we wait in line to be
allowed into the theater.
I gasp when I see the inside of the theater. I don’t think I’ve ever seen
anything like this in my lifetime. The orchestra alone contains rows and
rows of seats, but then when I lift my head, there are two sets of seats
stretching up all the way to the ceiling above. And up in the front is a red
curtain that is lit from below with tantalizing yellow light.
When I finally tear my eyes away from the sight in front of me, I
noticed Andrew has an amused look on his face. “What?” I say.
“It’s just cute,” he says. “The look on your face. I’m so used to it, but I
love seeing it through your eyes.”
“It’s just so big,” I say self-consciously.
An usher comes to hand us playbills and lead us to our seats. And then
comes the really amazing part—he keeps leading us closer and closer and
closer. And when we finally get to our seats, I can’t believe how close we
are to the stage. If I wanted, I could grab the actors by their ankles. Not that
I would because that would definitely violate my parole, but it might be
possible.
As I sit next to Andrew in one of the best seats of the hottest show in
town in this amazing theater, I don’t feel like a girl who just got out of
prison, who doesn’t have a penny to her name, who is working a job she
hates. I feel special. Like maybe I deserve to be here.
I gaze at Andrew’s profile. This is all because of him. He could have
been a jerk about the whole thing and charged me for the tickets, or gone
with a friend of his. He would have had every right to do so. But he didn’t.
He took me here tonight. And I’ll never forget it.
“Thank you,” I blurt out.
He rotates his head to look at me. His lips curl. He’s so handsome when
he smiles. “My pleasure.”
Over the music playing and the commotion of people finding their seats,
I just barely hear a buzzing sound coming from my purse. It’s my phone. I
take it out and discover a message from Nina on the screen:
Don’t forget to put out the trash.
I grit my teeth. If anything can bring your fantasies of being more than a
maid to a screeching halt, it’s a message from your employer telling you to
lug the garbage to the curb. Nina always reminds me about trash day, every
single week, even though I’ve never once forgotten. But the absolute worst
part is that when I see her text, I realize that I have forgotten to take the
garbage to the curb. I usually do it after dinner, and the change in the
schedule threw me off.
It’s fine though. I just have to remember to do it tonight when we get
back. After Andrew’s BMW turns back into a pumpkin.
“You okay?”
Andrew’s eyebrows are knitted together as he watches me read the text.
My warm feelings for him evaporate slightly. Andrew isn’t a guy I’m dating
who is spoiling me with a Broadway show. He’s my employer. He’s
married. He only brought me here because he feels sorry for me for being
so uncultured.
And I can’t let myself forget it.
The show is absolutely amazing.
I am literally at the edge of my seat in the sixth row, my mouth hanging
open. I can tell why this show is one of the most popular on Broadway. The
musical numbers are so catchy, the dance numbers are so elaborate, and the
actor playing the lead is dreamy.
Although I can’t help but think he’s not quite as handsome as Andrew.
After three standing ovations, the show is finally over and the audience
starts to filter toward the exits. Andrew leisurely rises from his seat and
stretches out a kink in his back. “So how about some dinner?”
I slide the playbill into my purse. It’s risky to save it, but I’m desperate
to hold onto the memory of this magical experience. “Sounds good. Do you
have a place in mind?”
“There’s an amazing French restaurant a couple of blocks away. Do you
like French food?”
“I’ve never had French food before,” I admit. “Although I like the
fries.”
He laughs. “I think you’ll enjoy it. My treat, of course. What do you
say?”
I say that Nina wouldn’t enjoy finding out that her husband took me to a
Broadway show and then treated me to an expensive French dinner. But
what the hell. We’re already here, and it’s not like the meal would make her
more mad than the show alone. May as well go for broke. “Sounds good.”
In my old life, before I worked for the Winchesters, I never could have
gone into a French restaurant like the one where Andrew takes me. There’s
a menu posted on the door, and I only glance at a few of the prices, but any
appetizer would wipe me out for several weeks. But standing next to
Andrew, wearing Nina’s white dress, I fit in here. Nobody is going to ask
me to leave, anyway.
I’m sure as we walk into the restaurant, everybody thinks we’re a
couple. I saw our reflection in the glass outside the restaurant, and we look
good together. If I’m honest, we look better as a couple than he and Nina
do. Nobody notices that he has a wedding band and I don’t. What they
might notice is the way he gently places a hand on the small of my back to
lead me to our table, then pulls out a chair for me.
“You’re such a gentleman,” I remark.
He chuckles. “Thank my mother. That’s the way I was raised.”
“Well, she raised you right.”
He beams at me. “She’d be very glad to hear that.”
Of course, it makes me think about Cecelia. That spoiled little brat who
seemed to get off on ordering me around. Then again, Cecelia has been
through a lot. Her mother tried to murder her, after all.
When the waiter comes to take our drink orders, Andrew orders a glass
of red wine, so I do the same. I don’t even look at the prices. It’s just going
to make me sick, and he already said he’s paying.
“I have no idea what to order.” None of the names of dishes sound
familiar; the whole menu is in French. “Do you understand this menu?”
“Oui,” Andrew says.
I raise my eyebrows. “Do you speak French?”
“Oui, mademoiselle.” He winks at me. “I’m fluent, actually. I spent my
junior year of college studying in Paris.”
“Wow.” Not only did I not spend any time studying French in college, I
never went to college at all. My high school diploma is a GED.
“Do you want me to read the menu to you in English?”
My cheeks grow warm. “You don’t have to do that. Just pick out some
things you think I’d like.”
He looks pleased by that answer. “Okay, I can do that.”
The waiter arrives with a bottle of wine and two glasses. I watch as he
uncorks the bottle and pours us both heaping glasses. Andrew gestures for
him to leave the bottle. I grab my glass and take a long sip.
Oh God, that’s really good. So much better than what I get for five
bucks at the local liquor store.
“How about you?” he says. “Do you speak any other languages?”
I shake my head. “I’m lucky I speak English.”
Andrew doesn’t smile at my joke. “You shouldn’t put yourself down,
Millie. You’ve been working for us for months, and you have a great work
ethic and you’re obviously smart. I don’t even know why you would want
this job, although we’re lucky to have you. Don’t you have any other career
aspirations?”
I play with my napkin, avoiding his eyes. He doesn’t know anything
about me. If he did, he would understand. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
He hesitates for a moment, then he nods, respecting my request. “Well,
either way, I’m glad you came out tonight.”
I lift my eyes and his brown ones are staring at me across the table. “Me
too.”
He looks like he’s about to say something more, but then his phone
starts ringing. He pulls it out of his pocket and looks at the screen while I
take another sip of wine. It’s so good, I want to guzzle it. But that wouldn’t
be a good idea.
“It’s Nina.” Maybe it’s my imagination, but he has a pained expression
on his face. “I better take this.”
I can’t hear what Nina is saying, but her shaky voice is audible across
the table. She sounds upset. He holds the phone about a centimeter from his
ear, wincing with each word.
“Nina,” he says. “Look, it’s… yeah, I won’t… Nina, just relax.” He
purses his lips. “I can’t talk to you about this right now. I’ll see you when
you get home tomorrow, okay?”
Andrew jabs at a button on his phone to end the call, then he slams the
phone on the table next to him. Finally, he picks up his wine glass and
drains about half the contents.
“Everything okay?” I ask.
“Yeah.” He presses his fingertips into his temples. “I just… I love Nina,
but sometimes I can’t figure out how my marriage got this way. Where
ninety percent of our interactions are her yelling at me.”
I don’t know what to say to that. “I… I’m sorry. If it makes you feel
better, that describes ninety percent of my interactions with her also.”
His lips twitch. “Well, we’ve got that in common.”
“So… she used to be different?”
“Completely different.” He grabs his wine and drains the rest of it.
“When we met, she was a single mom working two jobs. I admired her so
much. She had a hard life, and her strength was what drew me to her. And
now… She doesn’t do anything except complain. She doesn’t have any
interest in working. She spoils Cecelia. And the worst part is…”
“What?”
He picks up the bottle of wine and fills up his glass again. He runs his
finger along the rim. “Nothing. Never mind. I shouldn’t…” He looks
around the restaurant. “Where is our waiter?”
I’m dying to know what Andrew was about to confess to me. But then
our waiter rushes over, eager for the giant tip he will almost certainly get
from this meal, and it looks like the moment has passed.
Andrew orders for the both of us, as he said he would. I don’t even ask
him what he has ordered, because I want it to be a surprise and I’m sure it
will be incredible. I’m also impressed with his French accent. I’ve always
wished I could speak another language. It’s probably too late for me though.
“I hope you like what I ordered,” he says, almost shyly.
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CHAPTER
25
Standing beneath the latticework of snow-heavy trees, I took in the
slumbering forest and wondered if the birds had gone quiet because of my
presence. Or that of the High Lord beside me.
“Freezing my ass off first thing in the morning isn’t how I intended to
spend our day off,” Rhysand said, frowning at the wood. “I should take you
to the Illyrian Steppes when we return—the forest there is far more
interesting. And warmer.”
“I have no idea where those are.” Snow crunched under the boots Rhys
had summoned when I declared I wanted to train with him. And not
physically, but—with the powers I had. Whatever they were. “You showed
me a blank map that one time, remember?”
“Precautions.”
“Am I ever going to see a proper one, or will I be left to guess about
where everything is?”
“You’re in a lovely mood today,” Rhys said, and lifted a hand in the air
between us. A folded map appeared, which he took his sweet time opening.
“Lest you think I don’t trust you, Feyre darling … ” He pointed to just south
of the Northern Isles. “These are the Steppes. Four days that way on foot,”
he dragged a finger upward and into the mountains along the isles, “will
take you into Illyrian territory.”
I took in the map, noted the peninsula jutting out about halfway up the
western coast of the Night Court and the name marked there. Velaris. He’d
once shown me a blank one—when I had belonged to Tamlin and been little
more than a spy and prisoner. Because he’d known I’d tell Tamlin about the
cities, their locations.
That Ianthe might learn about it, too.
I pushed back against that weight in my chest, my gut.
“Here,” Rhys said, pocketing the map and gesturing to the forest around
us. “We’ll train here. We’re far enough now.”
Far enough from the house, from anyone else, to avoid detection. Or
casualties.
Rhys held out a hand, and a thick, stumpy candle appeared in his palm.
He set it on the snowy ground. “Light it, douse it with water, and dry the
wick.”
I knew he meant without my hands.
“I can’t do a single one of those things,” I said. “What about physical
shielding?” At least I’d been able to do some of that.
“That’s for another time. Today, I suggest you start trying some other
facet of your power. What about shape-shifting?”
I glared at him. “Fire, water, and air it is.” Bastard—insufferable bastard.
He didn’t push the matter, thankfully—didn’t ask why shape-shifting
might be the one power I’d never bother to pull apart and master. Perhaps
for the same reason I didn’t particularly want to ask about one key piece of
his history, didn’t want to know if Azriel and Cassian had helped when the
Spring Court’s ruling family had been killed.
I looked Rhys over from head to toe: the Illyrian warrior garb, the sword
over his shoulder, the wings, and that general sense of overwhelming power
that always radiated from him. “Maybe you should … go.”
“Why? You seemed so insistent that I train you.”
“I can’t concentrate with you around,” I admitted. “And go … far. I can
feel you from a room away.”
A suggestive curve shaped his lips.
I rolled my eyes. “Why don’t you just hide in one of those pocket-realms
for a bit?”
“It doesn’t work like that. There’s no air there.” I gave him a look to say
he should definitely do it then, and he laughed. “Fine. Practice all you want
in privacy.” He jerked his chin at my tattoo. “Give a shout down the bond if
you get anything accomplished before breakfast.”
I frowned at the eye in my palm. “What—literally shout at the tattoo?”
“You could try rubbing it on certain body parts and I might come faster.”
He vanished into nothing before I could hurl the candle at him.
Alone in the frost-gilded forest, I replayed his words and a quiet chuckle
rasped out of me.
I wondered if I should have tested out the bow and arrows I’d been given
before asking him to leave. I hadn’t yet tried out the Illyrian bow—hadn’t
shot anything in months, actually.
I stared at the candle. Nothing happened.
An hour passed.
I thought of everything that enraged me, sickened me; thought of Ianthe
and her entitlement, her demands. Not even a wisp of smoke emerged.
When my eyes were on the verge of bleeding, I took a break to scrounge
through the pack I’d brought. I found fresh bread, a magically warmed
canister of stew, and a note from Rhysand that said:
I’m bored. Any sparks yet?
Not surprisingly, a pen clattered in the bottom of the bag.
I grabbed the pen and scribbled my response atop the canister before
watching the letter vanish right out of my palm: No, you snoop. Don’t you
have important things to do?
The letter flitted back a moment later.
I’m watching Cassian and Nesta get into it again over their tea.
Something you subjected me to when you kicked me off training. I thought
this was our day off.
I snorted and wrote back, Poor baby High Lord. Life is so hard.
Paper vanished, then reappeared, his scribble now near the top of the
paper, the only bit of clear space left. Life is better when you’re around. And
look at how lovely your handwriting is.
I could almost feel him waiting on the other side, in the sunny breakfast
room, half paying attention to my eldest sister and the Illyrian warrior’s
sparring. A faint smile curved my lips. You’re a shameless flirt, I wrote
back.
The page vanished. I watched my open palm, waiting for it to return.
And I was so focused on it that I didn’t notice anyone was behind me
until the hand covered my mouth and yanked me clean off my feet.
I thrashed, biting and clawing, shrieking as whoever it was hauled me up.
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C ELIA WAS SHOOTING A MOVIE on location in Big Bear for three
weeks. I knew that going with her wasn’t an option, nor was visiting
her on the set. She insisted she would come home every weekend, but
it felt too risky.
She was a single girl, after all. I was afraid the prevailing wisdom
erred too close to the question What do single girls have to go home to?
So I decided it was the right time to go to France.
Harry had some connections to filmmakers in Paris. He made a few
calls on the sly for me.
Some of the producers and directors I met with knew who I was.
Some of them were clearly seeing me just as a favor to Harry. And
then there was Max Girard, an up-and-coming New Wave director, who
had never heard of me before.
“You are une bombe,” he said.
We were sitting in a quiet bar in the Saint-Germain-de-Prés
neighborhood of Paris. We huddled in a booth in the back. It was just
after dinnertime, and I hadn’t had a chance to eat. Max was drinking a
white Bordeaux. I had a glass of claret.
“That sounds like a compliment,” I said, taking a sip.
“I don’t know if I have before met a woman so attractive,” he said,
staring at me. His accent was so thick that I found myself leaning in to
hear him.
“Thank you.”
“You can act?” he said.
“Better than I look.”
“That cannot be so.”
“It is.”
I saw Max’s wheels start turning. “Are you willing to test for a
part?”
I was willing to scrub a toilet for a part. “If the part is great,” I said.
Max smiled. “This part is spectacular. This part is a movie-star
part.”
I nodded slowly. You have to restrain every part of your body when
you are working hard not to look eager.
“Send me the pages, and we’ll talk,” I said, and then I drank the last
of my wine and stood up. “I’m so sorry, Max, but I should go. Have a
wonderful evening. Let’s be in touch.”
There was absolutely no way I was going to sit at a bar with a man
who hadn’t heard of me and let him think I had all the time in the
world.
I could feel his eyes on me as I walked away, but I walked out the
door with all the confidence I had—which, despite my current
predicament, was quite a lot. And then I went back to my hotel room,
put on my pajamas, ordered room service, and turned on the TV.
Before I went to bed, I wrote Celia a letter.
My Dearest CeCe,
Please never forget that the sun rises and sets with your
smile. At least to me it does. You’re the only thing on this
planet worth worshipping.
All my love,
Edward
I folded it in half and tucked it into an envelope addressed to her.
Then I turned out my light and closed my eyes.
Three hours later, I was awakened by the jarring sound of a phone
ringing on the table next to me.
I picked it up, irritated and half asleep.
“Bonjour?” I said.
“We can speak your language, Evelyn.” Max’s accented English
reverberated through the phone. “I am calling to see if you would be
free to be in a movie I am shooting. The week after next.”
“Two weeks from now?”
“Not even, quite. We are shooting six hours from Paris. You will do
it?”
“What is the part? How long is the shoot?”
“The movie is called Boute-en-Train. At least, that’s what it is called
for now. We shoot for two weeks in Lac d’Annecy. The rest of the shoot
you do not need to be there.”
“What does Boute-en-Train mean?” I tried to say it the way he said
it, but it came out overprocessed, and I vowed not to try again. Don’t
do things you’re not good at.
“It means the life of the party. That is you.”
“A party girl?”
“Like someone who is the heart of life.”
“And my character?”
“She is the kind of woman every man falls in love with. It was
originally written for a French woman, but I have just decided tonight
that if you will do it, I will fire her.”
“That’s not nice.”
“She’s not you.”
I smiled, surprised at both his charm and his eagerness.
“It is about two men who are petty thieves, and they are on the run
to Switzerland when they are distracted by an incredible woman they
meet on the way. The three of them go for an adventure in the
mountains. I have been sitting here with my pages, trying to decide if
this woman can be American. And I think she can. I think it’s more
interesting that way. It is a stroke of luck. To meet you at this time. So
you will do it?”
“Let me sleep on it,” I said. I knew I was going to take the part. It
was the only part I could get. But you never get anywhere good by
seeming amenable.
“Yes,” Max said. “Of course. You have done nudity before, yes?”
“No,” I said.
“I think you should be topless. In the film.”
If I was going to be asked to show my breasts, wouldn’t it be for a
French film? And if the French were going to ask anyone, shouldn’t it
be me? I knew what got me famous the first time. I knew what it could
do a second time.
“Why don’t we discuss it tomorrow?” I said.
“Let’s talk tomorrow morning,” he said. “Because this other actress
I have, she will show her breasts, Evelyn.”
“It’s late, Max. I’ll ring you in the morning.” And I hung up the
phone.
I closed my eyes and breathed in deeply, considering both how
beneath me this opportunity was and how lucky I was to be given it.
It’s a hard business, reconciling what the truth used to be with what
the truth is now. Luckily, I didn’t have to do it for very long.
* * *
TWO WEEKS LATER, I was back on a film set. And this time, I was free
of all the buttoned-up, innocent-girl stuff that Sunset had pinned on
me. This time, I was able to do whatever I wanted.
It was clear for the entire shoot that Max wanted nothing more than
to possess me himself. I could tell by the way he looked at me in stolen
glances that part of my allure to Max the director was my allure to him
as a man.
When Max came to my dressing room on the second-to-last day of
filming, he said, “Ma belle, aujourd’hui tu seras seins nus.” I had picked
up enough French by then to know he was saying he wanted to shoot
my scene coming out of the lake. When you’re an American movie star
with huge boobs in a French movie, you quickly learn that when
French men are saying seins nus, they are talking about you being
topless.
I was fully willing to take my top off and show my assets if that was
what it took to get my name back out there. But by that point, I had
fallen madly in love with a woman. I had grown to desire her with
every fiber of myself. I knew the pleasure of finding delight in a
woman’s naked body.
So I told Max I’d shoot it however he wanted but that I had a
suggestion that might make the movie even more of a sensation.
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25
Everything everyone says about becoming a parent was true for me. My boys
gave my life meaning. I was shocked by how much pure and instant love I felt for
those tiny creatures.
And yet, becoming a mother while under so much pressure at home and out
in the world was also much, much harder than I expected it would be.
Cut o� from my friends, I started to get weird. I know you’re supposed to
focus only on being a mother at those times, but it was hard for me to sit down
and play with them each day, to put being a mother �rst. I felt so confused. All I
had known my whole life was being exposed on every level. I didn’t know where
to go or what to do. Was I supposed to go home to Louisiana, get a house with a
wall around it, and hide?
What I can see now but couldn’t see then is that every part of normal life had
been stripped from me—going out in public without becoming a headline,
making normal mistakes as a new mother of two babies, feeling like I could trust
the people around me. I had no freedom and yet also no security. At the same
time I was also su�ering, I now know, from severe postpartum depression. I’ll
admit it, I felt that I couldn’t live if things didn’t get better.
All these other people were doing their thing, but I was being watched from
every corner. Justin and Kevin were able to have all the sex and smoke all the
weed in the world and no one said one word to them. I came home from a night
at the clubs and my own mother tore into me. It made me scared to do anything.
My family made me feel paralyzed.
I gravitated toward anyone who would step in and act as a bu�er between me
and them, especially people who would take me out partying and get me
temporarily distracted from all the surveillance I was under. Not all of these
people were great in the long run, but at the time I was desperate for anyone who
seemed to want to help me in any way and who seemed like they had the ability
to keep my parents at bay.
As part of his bid for full custody, Kevin tried to convince everyone that I was
completely out of control. He started to say I shouldn’t have my kids anymore—
at all.
When he said that, I remember thinking in my head, Surely, this is a joke. This
is just for the tabloids. When you read about married celebrities �ghting, you
never really know what’s real. I always assume that a lot of what you hear are
stories being fed to the papers as part of some ploy to get the upper hand in a
custody battle. So I kept waiting for him to bring the boys back to me after he
took them. He not only wouldn’t bring them back to me, he wouldn’t let me see
them for weeks on end.
In January 2007, my aunt Sandra died after a long and brutal struggle with
ovarian cancer. She was like my second mother. By Aunt Sandra’s grave at the
funeral, I cried harder than I ever had.
Working felt unthinkable to me. A popular director called me during that
time about a project he was working on. “I have a role for you to play,” he said.
“It’s a really dark role.”
I said no because I thought it wouldn’t be emotionally healthy for me. But I
wonder if just knowing about the part, subconsciously I went there in my head
—imagined what it would be like to be her.
On the inside, I’d felt a cloud of darkness for a long time. On the outside,
though, I’d tried to keep looking the way people wanted me to, keep acting the
way they wanted me to—sweet and pretty all the time. But the veneer had been
so worn away by this point that there was nothing left. I was a raw nerve.
In February, after not getting to see the boys for weeks and weeks, completely
beside myself with grief, I went to plead to see them. Kevin wouldn’t let me in. I
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CHAPTER 25
“So what did he say?” Carter asked.
He stopped slapping undershirts and dress socks into his suitcase
on the end of their bed.
“Major said Blue has Saturday school for the next two months,”
Patricia said. “And he has to do twelve hours of volunteering at an
animal shelter before the end of the year.”
“That’s almost an hour a week between now and then,” Carter said.
“On top of Saturday school. Who’s going to take him to all that?”
His suitcase slipped off the end of the bed and clattered to the
floor. Cursing, Carter started to bend down, but Patricia got there
first, squatting awkwardly, knees popping. He was always frantic
before he left on one of his trips, and she needed him calm if he was
going to help with Blue. She picked up the suitcase and put it back on
the bed.
“Slick and I are going to carpool the boys,” Patricia said, refolding
his spilled undershirts.
Carter shook his head.
“I don’t want Blue around that Paley boy,” he said. “To be honest, I
don’t want you around Slick. She’s a loudmouth.”
“That’s just not practical,” Patricia said. “Neither of us has time to
drive them back and forth separately every Saturday.”
“You’re both housewives,” he said. “What else do you do all day?”
She felt her veins tighten, but didn’t say anything. She could find
the time if it was that important to him. She felt her veins relax.
What bothered her more were his comments about Slick.
She pressed the last refolded undershirt on top of the pile in
Carter’s suitcase.
“We need to talk to Blue,” she said.
Carter let out a soul-deep sigh.
“Let’s get this over with,” he said.
She knocked on Blue’s door. Carter stood behind her. No answer.
Patricia whisked her knuckles against it again, listening for any
sound that could be a “yeah” or an “uh-huh” or even the rare “what?”
and then Carter reached past her and rapped on the door sharply,
twisting the handle, pushing it open while still knocking.
“Blue?” he said, stepping past Patricia. “Your mother and I need to
talk to you.”
Blue jerked his head up from his desk like he’d been caught in the
middle of something. When he’d gone to camp last summer they’d
gotten him a blond wood Scandinavian bedroom unit that wrapped
around the walls, with cabinets built into the window seat, a desk
built into the bookshelves, and a bed built in beside the desk. Blue
had decorated it with horror movie ads cut out from the newspaper:
Make Them Die Slowly, I Eat Your Skin, I Drink Your Blood. The
ceiling fan made the ads pulse and flutter like pinned butterflies.
Books lay in piles on the floor, most of them about Nazis, but also
something called The Anarchist’s Cookbook on top of one stack, and
her copy of The Stranger Beside Me, which she’d been looking for.
On his bed lay a library copy of Nazi Human Experiments and
Their Outcomes and on the window seat were the mutilated remains
of his Star Wars action figures. She remembered buying those for
him years ago and their adventures through the house and in the car
had played in the background of her life for years. Now, he’d taken
his Boy Scout knife and whittled their faces into pink, multifaceted
lumps. He’d melted their hands with the hot glue gun. He’d scorched
their bodies with matches.
And it was her fault. He’d found her convulsing on the kitchen
floor. He’d dialed 911. He’d live with that memory for the rest of his
life. She told herself he was too old for action figures anyway. This
was just how teenage boys played.
“What do you want?” Blue asked, and his voice honked a little at
the end.
Patricia realized his voice was changing, and her heart gave a small
pinch.
“Well,” Carter said, looking around for a place to sit. He hadn’t
been in Blue’s room recently enough to know that was impossible.
He perched on the edge of the bed. “Can you tell me what happened
at school today?”
Blue huffed, throwing himself backward in his desk chair.
“God,” he said. “It wasn’t a big deal.”
“Blue,” Patricia said. “That is not true. You abused an animal.”
“Let him speak for himself,” Carter said.
“Oh, my God,” Blue said, rolling his eyes. “Is that what you’re
going to say? I’m an animal abuser. Lock me up! Look out, Ragtag.”
This last was directed at the dog, who was sleeping on a pile of
magazines beneath his bed.
“Let’s all calm down,” Carter said. “Blue, what do you think
happened?”
“It was just a dumb joke,” Blue said. “Tiger took some spray paint
and said it would be funny to put it on Rufus and then he wouldn’t
stop.”
“That is not what you told us in Major’s office,” Patricia said.
“Patty,” Carter warned, not taking his eyes off Blue.
She realized that she was pushing and stopped, hoping it wasn’t
too late. She had pushed before and it wound up with Blue having a
meltdown on a flight to Philadelphia, with Korey throwing the dish
rack and breaking a whole set of plates, with Carter massaging the
bridge of his nose, with her taking those pills. She pushed and things
always got worse. But it was already too late.
“Why are you always taking everyone’s side except mine?” Blue
said, throwing himself forward in his chair.
“Everyone needs to calm down—” Carter began.
“Rufus is a dog,” Blue said. “People die every day. People abort
little babies. Six million people died in the Holocaust. No one cares.
It’s just a dumb dog. They’ll wash it off.”
“Everyone needs to take a breath,” Carter said, palms out in the
calming gesture to Blue. “Next week you and I are going to sit down
and I’m going to give you a test called a Conners Scale. It’s just to
determine if paying attention is harder for you than it is for other
people.”
“So what?” Blue asked.
“If it is,” Carter explained, “then we give you something called
Ritalin. I’m sure a lot of your friends take it. It doesn’t change
anything about you, it’s just like eyeglasses for your brain.”
“I don’t want eyeglasses for my brain!” Blue screamed. “I’m not
taking a test!”
Ragtag lifted his head. Patricia wanted to stop this. Carter hadn’t
talked about this with her before. This was the kind of decision they
needed to make together.
“That’s why you’re the child and I’m the adult,” Carter said. “I
know what you need better than you do.”
“No, you don’t!” Blue screamed again.
“I think we should all take a few minutes,” Carter said. “We can
talk again after supper.”
He guided Patricia out of the room by one elbow. She looked back
at Blue, hunched over his desk, shoulders shaking, and she wanted to
go to him so badly she felt it in her blood, but Carter steered her into
the hall and closed the door behind them.
“He’s never—” Carter began.
“Why’s he screaming?” Korey asked, practically leaping out at
them from her bedroom door. “What’d he do?”
“This has nothing to do with you,” Carter said.
“I just thought you’d want the opinion of someone who actually
sees him sometimes,” Korey said.
“When we want your opinion we’ll ask for it,” Carter said.
“Fine!” Korey snapped, slamming her bedroom door. It smacked
sharply into its frame. From behind it came a muffled, “Whatever.”
Korey had been so easy for so many years, going to step aerobics
after school, staying out on Wednesday nights to watch Beverly Hills,
90210 with the same group of girls from her soccer team, going to
Princeton soccer camp in the summer. But this fall she’d started
spending more and more time in her room with the door closed.
She’d stopped going out and seeing her friends. Her moods ranged
from virtually comatose to explosive rage, and Patricia didn’t know
what set her off.
Carter told her he saw it all the time in his practice: it was her
junior year, the SATs were coming, she had to apply for colleges,
Patricia shouldn’t worry, Patricia didn’t understand, Patricia should
read some articles about college stress he’d give her if she felt
concerned.
Behind Korey’s door, the music got louder.
“I need to finish cleaning the kitchen,” Patricia said.
“I’m not going to take the blame for the way he’s acting,” Carter
said, following Patricia down the stairs. “He has zero self-control.
You’re supposed to be teaching him how to handle his emotions.”
He followed Patricia into the den. Her hands ached to hold a
vacuum cleaner, to have its roar blot out everyone’s voices, to make it
all go away. She didn’t want to think about Blue acting out because
she knew it was her fault. His behavior had changed from the minute
he found her on the kitchen floor. Carter followed her into the
kitchen. She could hear Korey’s music coming through the ceiling, all
muffled harmonicas and guitars.
“He’s never acted like this before,” Carter said.
“Maybe you’re just not around him enough,” Patricia said.
“If you knew things were this bad, why didn’t you say something
before?” he asked.
Patricia didn’t have an answer. She stood in the middle of the
kitchen and looked around. She’d been measuring it for the remodel
when school called for her to come see Major about Blue and Tiger
spray-painting that dog, and there was so much in the cabinets they
needed to throw out: the row of cookbooks she never used, the ice
cream maker still in its box. The air popper they couldn’t find the
plug for. She undid the rubber bands on the dog food cabinet handles
and looked inside. There was a shoebox of gas station road maps in
one corner. Did they really need all these?
“You can’t go around with your head in the sand, Patty,” Carter
said.
She’d have to go through the junk drawer. She pulled it open.
What were all these bits and pieces for? She wanted to dump them
all in the trash, but what if one of them was an important part of
something expensive?
“Are you even listening to me?” Carter asked. “What are you
doing?”
“I’m cleaning out the kitchen cabinets,” Patricia said.
“This is not the time,” Carter said. “We need to figure out what’s
going on with our son.”
“I’m leaving,” Blue said.
They turned. Blue stood in the doorway to the den with his
backpack on. It wasn’t his school backpack but the other one with the
broken strap that he kept in his closet.
“It’s after dark,” Carter said. “You’re not going anywhere.”
“How’re you going to stop me?” Blue asked.
“We’re having supper in an hour,” Patricia said.
“I can handle this, Patty,” Carter said. “Blue, go upstairs until your
mother calls you for supper.”
“Are you going to padlock my bedroom door?” Blue asked.
“Because if not, I’m leaving. I don’t want to be in this house anymore.
You just want to give me a bunch of pills and make me a zombie.”
Carter sighed and stepped forward to better explain things. “No
one’s making you a zombie,” he said. “We’re—”
“You can’t stop me from doing anything,” Blue snarled.
“If you step out that door I’ll call the police and report you as a
runaway,” Carter said. “They’ll bring you home in handcuffs and
you’ll have a criminal record. Is that what you want?”
Blue glowered at them.
“You suck!” Blue screamed, and stormed out of the den.
They heard him run up the stairs and slam his bedroom door.
Korey turned her music up louder.
“I did not realize things had gotten this bad,” Carter said. “I’m
going to change my flight and come back a day early. Obviously, this
has to be dealt with.”
He continued talking as Patricia began organizing the old
cookbooks. He was explaining the Ritalin options to her—time
release, dosages, coatings—when Blue came back into the den
holding his hands behind his back.
“If I leave the house you’re calling the police?” he asked.
“I don’t want to do that, Blue,” Carter said. “But you’ll be leaving
me with no choice.”
“Good luck calling the police without any phone cords,” Blue said.
He pulled his hands out and for a moment Patricia thought he held
spaghetti noodles, and then she realized he was holding the cords to
their telephones. Before the sight had fully registered, he ran out of
the den and she and Carter trotted after him, getting to the front hall
just as the door slammed. By the time they were on the porch, Blue
had vanished into the twilight murk.
“I’ll get the flashlight,” Patricia said, turning to go back inside.
“No,” Carter said. “He’ll come home the minute he’s cold and
hungry.”
“What if he gets to Coleman Boulevard and someone offers him a
ride?” Patricia asked.
“Patty,” Carter said. “I admire your imagination, but that’s not
going to happen. Blue is going to wander around the Old Village and
sneak back home in an hour. He didn’t even take a jacket.”
“But—” she began.
“I do this for a living, remember?” he said. “I’m going to run to
Kmart and pick up some new phone cords. He’ll be back before I
am.”
—
He wasn’t. After supper, Patricia kept clearing out the kitchen
cabinets, watching the numbers on the microwave clock crawl from
6:45, to 7:30, to a minute after eight.
“Carter,” she said. “I really think we need to do something.”
“Discipline takes discipline,” he said.
She pulled the garbage cans around to the front porch and
dropped the air popper and the old ice cream maker into them, and
unhooked everything from the saltwater fish tank and put it in the
laundry room sink to dry. Finally, the microwave clock read 10:00.
I won’t say anything until 10:15, Patricia promised herself,
stuffing old cookbooks into plastic Harris Teeter bags.
“Carter,” she said, at 10:11. “I’m going to get in the car and drive
around.”
He sighed, and put down the paper.
“Patty—” he began, and the phone rang.
Carter got there before Patricia.
“Yes?” he said, and she saw his shoulders relax. “Thank God. Of
course…uh-huh, uh-huh…if you don’t mind…of course…”
He showed no sign of hanging up, or even telling her what was
happening, so Patricia ran to the living room and picked up the
extension.
“Korey, get off the phone,” Carter said.
“It’s me,” Patricia said. “Hello?”
“Hello, Patricia,” a smooth, low voice said.
“James,” she said.
“I don’t want you to worry,” James Harris told them. “Blue’s with
me. He came by a couple of hours ago and we’ve been talking. I told
him he could chill here but he had to tell his mom and dad where he
was. I know you guys must be tearing your hair out.”
“That’s…very kind of you,” Patricia said. “I’ll be right there.”
“I’m not sure that’s a good idea,” James Harris said. “I don’t want
to meddle in your home life, but he’s asked to spend the night. I have
a guest bedroom.”
James Harris and Carter had drinks at the back bar of the Yacht
Club once a week. They went dove hunting with Horse. They’d taken
Blue and Korey night shrimping at Seewee Farms. He’d even had
supper with them five or six times when Carter was out of town, and
every time she saw him, Patricia didn’t think about what she’d seen.
She made herself remote, and cool, but pleasant. The children
adored him, and he had given Blue a computer game called
Command something for Christmas, and Carter talked to him about
his career, and he had opinions about music that Korey actually
tolerated, so Patricia tried. But she still didn’t want Blue in James
Harris’s house alone overnight.
“We don’t want to impose,” Patricia said, her voice high and hard
in her chest.
“Maybe it’s for the best,” Carter said. “We could use the time to let
the air clear.”
“It’s no worry,” James Harris said. “I’m happy to have the
company. Hold on a minute.”
There was a pause, a thump in her ear, and then Patricia heard her
son breathing.
“Blue?” she asked. “Are you all right?”
“Mom,” Blue said. She heard him swallow hard. “I’m sorry.”
Tears spiked Patricia’s eyes. She wanted him in her arms. Now.
“We’re just glad you’re okay,” she said.
“I’m sorry I yelled at you and I’m sorry for what I did to Rufus,”
Blue said, swallowing, breathing hard. “And, Dad, if you want me to
take the test, James says I should.”
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25
When I used to walk dogs in the neighborhood, I sometimes thought about where people like
Campbell, Emily, and Caroline went during the day, when they pulled out of Thornfield Estates in
their oversized SUVs.
Not far, apparently. Today, we’re at Roasted, for a meeting of the Neighborhood Beautification
Committee. Campbell and Emily are both wearing athleisure, but I’ve dressed a little nicer, pairing a
gray pencil skirt with a pink blouse and matching heels. I’m still not quite as tan or as glossy of hair
as they both are, but I can see myself reflected in Emily’s giant sunglasses, and I know I look a lot
more like both of them than I did just a few months ago.
Making a mental note to ask Emily where she gets her hair done, I reach down into my bag—
another new purchase, this massive leather purse that could probably hold Adele—and pull out the
binder I’ve carefully labeled TENBC in a pretty, swirly font.
“Look at yooooouuuuu,” Emily says, reaching out to playfully shove at my arm. “So organized!”
I smile, not mentioning that I was up until 1 A.M. working on this and that it took a stupid amount of
concealer to cover the circles under my eyes.
Or that while I sat on the floor of the living room, cutting pictures out of magazines and sliding
them into the binder’s plastic folders, I’d heard those thumps from upstairs again, the weird sounds
Eddie had said not to worry about.
Just a couple, and faint enough that I hadn’t jumped or shrieked this time, but I’d still made a
mental note to call an exterminator.
Now, though, I’m all smiles as I lay the binder out on the table, my ring flashing in the sunlight.
Campbell leans forward to look more closely at the ring, just like I’d hoped she would.
“When’s the wedding?” she asks, and Emily perks up a little, too.
Gossip as currency, yet again.
I look down at the binder, flipping through its pages. “Honestly, we’re not sure. It was going to be
fairly soon—something small, you know? Casual, at home…”
“I’m sure all of this with Tripp has made planning a wedding hard,” Emily says, sympathetic, and
I look up.
“We’re mostly trying not to think about it,” I say, which is true.
Both women hum in agreement, and then Campbell sighs, turning my binder to face her. She flips
through the pictures, but I can tell she’s not really looking at them.
“I found a couple of ideas from Southern Living,” I say. “For the flower beds in the front of the
neighborhood? On that fourth page—”
“Did you know the police found out Tripp was at the lake?”
Emily says it in almost a whisper, and I jerk my head up, surprised. That’s new.
But I’m not as shocked as Campbell, apparently. She sits up so abruptly that she kicks the table,
rattling the wrought iron.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Campbell whips off her sunglasses, her blue eyes wide. “He was
down there? Seriously?”
Emily nods, and I slide my binder back across the table to me. “That’s what the police said. I
think someone saw him? Or there are receipts? Like, the actual kind, not the Kardashian kind.”
I laugh a little at that—who knew Emily had jokes?—but Campbell is still looking at both of us,
her sunglasses dangling from her fingers.
“So … he really did it. He killed them.”
“Of course, he did,” I say, more sharply than I mean to, and they both turn to look at me.
Fuck.
Clearing my throat, I flip through the binder some more. “I just mean … the police are doing their
jobs. They wouldn’t have charged him if they weren’t confident he did it.”
Emily nods, but Campbell still looks unsure, chewing her lower lip, her leg jiggling. “It’s just so
weird,” she says. “Tripp could be an asshole when he drank, don’t get me wrong, but he wasn’t …
violent. And he loved Blanche.”
I’d thought so, too, but now, I wonder if him falling to pieces after she died, him wandering the
house and drinking all day wasn’t grief, but guilt.
And Emily pipes up, “They were having some issues though, Cam. You know that.”
They both glance at me, quickly, then at each other, and I know what this is about.
“Tripp told me,” I tell them, “that there were rumors about Eddie and Blanche.”
Another shared glance, and I think they might try to bullshit me, but then Emily shrugs and says, “I
mean. They were spending a lot of time together. And Bea was never around.”
“Never,” Campbell says, shaking her head. “That company was her whole life. Especially in
those last few months. We barely ever saw her.”
“That’s true,” Emily adds. “When we first moved into the neighborhood, Bea definitely spent
more time with us.” She smiles, tapping my binder. “She did stuff like this. But last spring, she was
missing meetings, passing on parties…”
“But do you think…” I let the question dangle, and I see them look at each other again.
“No,” Emily finally says. “But Bea and Blanche were kind of weird right before all of it
happened.”
Campbell sucks in a breath, sitting back in her chair, her gaze again darting to Emily.
“What?” Emily asks her, sipping her coffee. “It’s true, and they’re both dead. It’s not like it can
hurt anyone now to acknowledge it. Besides,” she adds, waving a hand, rings throwing off showers of
sparks, “it wasn’t anything juicy. I think it had to do with Bea’s mom or something. Back before Eddie
was even in the picture.”
I can see where that kind of gossip isn’t interesting to them, but damn, do I wish I knew more
about it. Hearing that Bea and Blanche had some kind of tension isn’t new—Tripp had said the same
thing—but why, exactly? I know there is something in that friendship that I am missing, and I can’t
shake the thought that figuring it out is key to understanding Eddie. I try another angle. “Did Bea have
a temper?”
On the eighth of April, Helen and her husband, Arthur, travel to London, leaving Helen feeling apprehensive about the separation their lifestyle in the city imposes on their relationship. Arthur immerses them both in a whirlwind of societal engagements, showcasing Helen to his connections, requiring her to abandon her personal tastes for a more ostentatious appearance to match his expectations. Despite finding some pride in being valued by Arthur, Helen struggles with the social demands, fearing she might embarrass herself or fail to meet Arthur’s high expectations.
By early May, Arthur unexpectedly decides it’s time for Helen to return to their country home in Grassdale, citing concerns for her health and their future child’s welfare as reasons for her departure, despite her protests and desire to stay with him. Arthur’s insistence on Helen’s immediate return, while he remains in London for vague business reasons, leaves her distressed and pondering the true nature of his engagements in the city.
Throughout Helen’s lonely stay at Grassdale, she battles with her longing for Arthur’s return, feeling abandoned and neglected, her only solace being the unwavering correspondence she maintains with him despite his sporadic and unsatisfactory replies. This period of separation reveals the depth of Helen’s love and dedication to Arthur, even as she faces the stark reality of their strained relationship and Arthur’s neglectful behavior.
Helen’s narrative also touches upon the life of her friend, Milicent Hargrave, who finds herself reluctantly engaged to Mr. Hattersley, a suitor approved by her family for financial reasons rather than love or compatibility. Helen empathizes with Milicent’s predicament, recognizing her own powerlessness in influencing her friend’s decision to proceed with a marriage driven by familial pressure rather than personal happiness.
Upon Arthur’s return, he appears physically diminished and emotionally distant, having evidently indulged in the excesses of London life. Helen, ever the devoted wife, endeavors to revive his spirits and health with loving care, finding solace in his fleeting moments of affection, despite knowing the superficial nature of his commitment to their relationship. This dynamic sets a tone of enduring hope and resilience in Helen, as she navigates the complexities of her marriage to Arthur, whose affections and attentions remain inconsistent and largely self-serving.
As autumn approaches, Arthur makes plans to host friends for the shooting season, suggesting a temporary distraction from their issues but also potentially introducing further strife with the inclusion of individuals Helen finds disagreeable. Amidst this, Helen grapples with her desires for a more meaningful and reciprocal partnership, reflecting on the societal and personal challenges of maintaining her dignity and love in a marriage marked by indifference and exploitation.
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