Ballad: The Bishop Of Rum-Ti-Foo Again

The ballad “The Bishop of Rum-Ti-Foo Again” recounts the return of a beloved bishop, Peter, to his followers after a year’s absence. Peter, distinguished among his peers, brought back valuable knowledge from his journeys to his colonial congregation. Emphasizing the importance of art and education, Peter had previously introduced the Payne-cum-Lauri feat to enrich the lives of his flock in Rum-ti-Foo, aiming to spread the fruits of progress to the most remote corners.

Upon his return, the bishop found unsettling changes among the islanders of Rum-ti-Foo, who had regressed in manners and dress, influenced by the derogatory language and careless attitudes of recent sailor visitors. These sailors, distinguished from the disciplined Royal Navy personnel by their crass expressions, had a negative impact on the Islanders, leading them to abandon their previously learned civility.

Bishop Peter, disheartened by the moral decline of his congregation—now forsaking their attire for mere shells and feathers and adopting the coarse language of the sailors—set about rectifying these changes. He reminded them of the disdain he held for vulgar oaths and the importance of maintaining dignity in dress and behavior. The narrative underscores Peter’s dedication to his mission, his determination to instill values and refine the social habits of the Rum-ti-Foo inhabitants, despite the challenges posed by external influences.

Throughout the ballad, Peter’s character is portrayed with a mix of admiration and humor, highlighting his unique approach to missionary work and his unwavering commitment to the betterment of his far-flung parishioners. The tale not only reflects on the cultural impacts of colonial encounters but also celebrates the persistent efforts of individuals like Bishop Peter to bridge these divides with understanding and education.