Ballad: Gregory Parable, LL.D.
byGregory Parable, LL.D. lived in a thatched cottage that looked as though it had been plucked from the page of an illustrated countryside fable. Tucked between ivy-covered hedgerows and the hum of bees, the modest home stood proudly without rot, leaks, or intrusion from time. There, Gregory—a figure of both grandeur and gentleness—spent his days lost in Latin syntax and historical discourse, drifting between Caesar’s conquests and the grammatical precision of Balbus. His books were his companions, and his garden, where he often muttered declensions aloud to himself, served as his lecture hall. In this peaceful rhythm of study and soil, there was no need for distraction, only the delight of intellectual constancy. The world beyond his grammars barely existed, and emotional complexities had little room to grow. Gregory’s heart, full of knowledge, was curiously blind to the vibrant undercurrents stirring within his own home.
A new guest, simply known as the Mystic One, joined the household with an air of quiet mystery and a sporting rifle slung casually over his shoulder. While Gregory poured over subjunctives, this youth preferred fields and feathers, returning with tales of snipe flushed from reeds and pheasants startled from thickets. Yet, his keenest pursuit was neither academic nor avian—it was Mary, the daughter of the house. With eyes as gentle as her father’s were distracted, she noticed the stranger’s attention and met it with her own. Their courtship unfolded in glances and whispered nothings, a blooming affection carefully planted in the spaces where Gregory’s attention did not tread. The Mystic One, balancing charm with decorum, navigated the household like a man both present and concealed. Gregory, enraptured by ancient rhetoric, missed each exchanged smile and every soft footfall on gravel paths. He never suspected that love could emerge so quietly, just beyond the margin of his Latin texts.
Mary’s affection grew not through grand gestures but in the daily rituals of shared space and subtle kindness. She handed the Mystic One tea with a warmth that spoke volumes and laughed gently at his quiet jests when her father’s back was turned. Her heart, though sheltered, recognized sincerity and responded in kind. There was no deceit in her affection—only the innocent progression of a connection built on presence and attention. While Gregory pondered over ablative absolutes, Mary discovered the grammar of intimacy. Her world was no less rich than her father’s—it simply pulsed to a rhythm he had chosen to ignore. And perhaps, unconsciously, Gregory had built a life where such things could grow unnoticed. He had mastered the art of focus so thoroughly that he could not see what bloomed beyond the bounds of his books.
This domestic harmony, though quiet and contained, was rich in contrast. Gregory’s devotion to knowledge was unwavering, yet it left him blind to the emotional landscape shifting beneath his roof. The ballad cleverly balances his pedantic world with the blooming affection of the younger pair, inviting readers to consider how intellect and emotion coexist. The home became a meeting place of two pursuits—one rooted in the past, the other reaching toward a future unknown. There was no malice in Gregory’s oblivion, just the tender comedy of a father too lost in Latin to notice the universal language of love playing out nearby. In this contrast lies the poem’s gentle satire—both affectionate and astute.
In a broader sense, the story pokes fun at the idea that wisdom lies only in scholarship. Gregory, while undeniably learned, lacks awareness of the human connections unfolding before him. Mary and the Mystic One, without lectures or citations, live a truth that escapes even the sharpest mind: that the heart writes its own kind of prose, more spontaneous than any Latin verse. The ballad does not criticize Gregory’s world but reminds us that it is incomplete without emotional perception. His blindness is not tragic but quietly telling—a reflection of how life can pass unnoticed when too tightly framed by study. And so, nestled in ivy and dry rot-free charm, a quiet chapter unfolds—part love story, part scholarly retreat, and entirely human.