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The chapter from “The Devil’s Dictionary” provides satirical definitions ranging from “CAABA” to “CROSS.” It humorously distorts and subverts conventional meanings, often revealing a cynical or bitter view of society, institutions, and human behavior.

Starting with “CAABA,” defined as a large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to Abraham, preserved at Mecca, the text suggests a contrast between the divine offering and human desire, hinting at Abraham’s possible preference for bread over stone. “CABBAGE” is humorously traced back to a fictitious prince, Cabagius, who filled his council with both ministers and cabbages, using their beheading as a means to quell public dissatisfaction with his rule.

The definitions proceed to skewer human traits and societal norms. “CALAMITY” is seen as a reminder of life’s uncontrollable nature, affecting us directly or through others’ misfortune. “CALLUS” is used to describe the hardened indifference to others’ suffering. “CAMEL” is presented in a show business context, distinguishing between the “proper” and the “improper” camel, with the latter being the type typically showcased.

The dictionary touches on religion, with “CHRISTIAN” defined as someone who deems the New Testament perfect for everyone but themselves, and “CHRIST” humorously represented in a dream where he distinguishes himself from Christians. Satire extends to governance and politics, describing “CONGRESS” as a body that repeals laws and “CONSERVATIVE” as someone in love with existing evils, hinting at the inaction and backwardness of political figures.

Further entries mock various professions and societal roles. “CRITIC” is labeled as hard to please, not because of high standards, but because no one endeavors to satisfy them. “COURT FOOL” and “COWARD” highlight the absurdity and self-preservation seen in social and combat situations.

The chapter concludes with “CROSS,” reflecting on this symbol’s ancient origins and cultural significances, suggesting it predates Christianity and connects to both primitive and modern symbols of chastity (White Cross) and neutral humanitarian assistance (Red Cross).

Through biting humor and sharp wit, “The Devil’s Dictionary” dissects human nature, societal norms, and institutions, exposing their flaws and contradictions while entertaining with its cleverness and insightful observations.