Ballad: The Folly Of Brown — By A General Agent
by“The Folly of Brown – By A General Agent” begins with the narrator, a self-identified man of business, explaining how he once encountered a peculiar country farmer named Brown who had come into a vast sum—two hundred thousand pounds. Brown’s appearance and behavior did not match the fortune he possessed; he remained the same rustic fellow with patched trousers and sunburnt cheeks. Despite the riches suddenly in his possession, Brown didn’t relocate, hire a valet, or indulge in high society. To those who equate wealth with refinement or change, Brown seemed a ridiculous character—clownish only because he didn’t seek transformation. However, behind his straw hat and simple grin lived a stubborn resolve that proved immune to flattery and financial lures.
The narrator, who considered himself a skilled entrepreneur and wise planner, viewed Brown as an unpolished gem waiting to be shaped by clever investment schemes. With a portfolio of “safe and sure” business ventures—from coal mines to companies that sold bottled fog—he approached Brown with confident enthusiasm. Yet each enthusiastic pitch was met with the same quiet but firm smile and the repeated phrase, “I’d rather not.” It didn’t matter whether the idea was groundbreaking or not; Brown wouldn’t part with a shilling. The narrator, though exasperated, remained persistent, imagining himself a generous guide to a simpleton in need of urban intellect.
What confounded the narrator even more was Brown’s politeness. Never once did he argue or insult. He simply listened, nodded, and declined with the calm of someone who’d already made up his mind. One proposal after another was swept aside as gently as crumbs from a breakfast plate. When offered shares in a company that promised to extract essence from London fog and bottle it for the upper classes, Brown chuckled and said, “Seems too clever by half.” The narrator took this as mockery, but in truth, it was Brown’s way of saying he didn’t trust something he didn’t understand. His wisdom lay not in sophistication but in caution born from a life that had taught him to value what he could see and touch.
Brown’s consistent refusals began to wear on the narrator’s confidence. Used to swaying investors with ease, he now felt puzzled, even insulted, by the farmer’s indifference. His view of philanthropy—that wealth should be redistributed through clever partnerships and guided purchases—was rejected outright. Brown’s idea of wealth stewardship was simpler: keep it where it is, do no harm, and live quietly. The narrator tried once more, offering to take Brown into his business as a junior partner, suggesting he could learn the ropes and gain insight into proper spending. But Brown, still smiling, declined again, saying, “Too late to teach this old horse new tricks.”
What the narrator saw as foolishness might actually have been Brown’s wisdom. There’s a practical kind of intelligence in knowing when to say no, especially when others grow pushy with too-good-to-be-true ideas. Brown’s refusal to engage in speculative ventures, despite lacking formal education or highbrow vocabulary, signaled a firm grasp on personal values and priorities. Unlike many who inherit or stumble into sudden wealth and lose it through bad investments or false friends, Brown kept his modest lifestyle and likely retained most of his fortune. He preferred to remain the man he’d always been, choosing familiarity over fantasy, peace over pretense.
This tale casts a sly spotlight on the assumptions we make about wealth and intelligence. The narrator believed that fortune demanded transformation—that wealth required new knowledge, new circles, and a dash of risk. Brown, by contrast, held that change wasn’t necessary if the life one led was already sufficient. His steadfastness, mistaken for idiocy, becomes a quiet form of brilliance. He knew that men like the narrator didn’t truly seek to help him—they sought to use him. So he smiled, refused, and walked away unscathed, unlike so many who lose themselves in the swirl of newfound wealth.
In the end, Brown’s so-called folly was never really folly at all. It was restraint wrapped in simplicity, wisdom dressed in work clothes. The narrator, blind to this, leaves disappointed, still clinging to his belief that cleverness always wins. But for Brown, the real victory was not in growing his fortune, but in keeping it safe—and keeping himself whole.