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    The Southern Book Clubs Guide to Slaying Vampires (Grady Hendrix)

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    Chap­ter 7 begins with Patri­cia over­whelmed by the guilt of her impul­sive kiss with James Har­ris. The key­word, Chap­ter 7, marks her inter­nal unrav­el­ing as she scrubs away the phys­i­cal mem­o­ry with harsh mouth­wash and denial. Through­out the day, dread coils tight­ly in her chest—she expects every phone call or doorstep knock to be some­one find­ing out. But no one says a word. The nor­mal­cy of errands, school drop-offs, and sum­mer camp signups dulls the edges of her anx­i­ety. Between par­ent­ing duties and her hus­band Carter’s fre­quent absences, the week rush­es by in a blur of chores and heat. By the time the fam­i­ly gath­ers for din­ner, Patri­cia is only half-present, dis­tract­ed by the men­tal clut­ter she’s try­ing to keep buried.

    The din­ner scene quick­ly descends into chaos, ampli­fied by bro­ken air con­di­tion­ing and frayed tem­pers. Korey com­plains about the heat, Carter is inat­ten­tive, and Blue shares odd facts about Hitler—all lay­ered over Miss Mary’s ram­bling inter­rup­tions. A roach falls into Miss Mary’s glass, prompt­ing screams and dis­gust from the chil­dren. Patricia’s heart sinks as she imag­ines the mem­o­ry being pre­served as proof of her fail­ing house­hold. She rush­es to dis­pose of the roach and the taint­ed water, just in time for the door­bell to ring. When she opens the door, she’s star­tled to see James Harris—transformed and smiling—returning her casse­role dish. In that moment, her pan­ic fades. He’s clean, con­fi­dent, and mag­net­ic, and she’s dis­armed again by his easy charm.

    Their inter­ac­tion at the front door is awk­ward and elec­tric. Patri­cia fum­bles through apolo­gies while James gen­tly teas­es her about her habit of say­ing sor­ry too much. He seems sin­cere, and when she invites him in to meet her fam­i­ly, it feels both impul­sive and inten­tion­al. The moment he enters their home, the atmos­phere shifts. Her chil­dren stare, unsure why a stranger is at their table, while Carter polite­ly offers ice cream. James plays along, field­ing ques­tions about his invest­ments and hint­ing at inter­est in local real estate. Patri­cia won­ders if he might actu­al­ly have money—maybe even a lot of it—and for a moment she feels like she’s host­ing some­one who mat­ters.

    As dessert con­tin­ues, James and Patri­cia talk books. His ref­er­ences to Ayn Rand and Beat writ­ers clash with Korey’s snarky remarks, spark­ing an exchange that leaves Korey vis­i­bly rat­tled. For the first time, some­one chal­lenges her defi­ance with­out anger—just insight and calm cri­tique. Patri­cia watch­es, unsure if she should inter­vene or admire the effect. But the warmth dis­solves when Miss Mary sud­den­ly fix­ates on James, mis­tak­ing him for some­one named Hoyt Pick­ens. Her accu­sa­tion is laced with old South­ern ven­om and dis­joint­ed mem­o­ry. She calls him a thief, a threat, and a liar, cul­mi­nat­ing in a fee­ble attempt to spit on him that lands as a slop of melt­ed ice cream and shame.

    The scene col­laps­es. Carter tries to man­age his moth­er, Korey recoils in hor­ror, and Blue hides his dis­gust. Patri­cia hus­tles Miss Mary from the room, boil­ing with humil­i­a­tion and heart­break. She wants this moment—this chance at intel­li­gent con­ver­sa­tion, val­i­da­tion, maybe even connection—but her moth­er-in-law shat­ters it. By the time she returns, James Har­ris is gone. Carter offers no com­fort, only mild com­men­tary about Miss Mary’s behav­ior. The oppor­tu­ni­ty, the spark, the glimpse of some­thing new—all van­ished under the weight of fam­i­ly oblig­a­tion and unchecked con­fu­sion. Patri­cia sits in silence, aching for some­thing she can’t quite name but now deeply miss­es.

    In psy­cho­log­i­cal terms, Patricia’s reac­tion is not uncom­mon for women nav­i­gat­ing midlife emo­tion­al droughts. Stud­ies show that in emo­tion­al­ly imbal­anced mar­riages, exter­nal validation—particularly from charis­mat­ic outsiders—can feel intox­i­cat­ing. Her draw toward James Har­ris isn’t just curios­i­ty; it’s a response to invis­i­bil­i­ty. Mean­while, Miss Mary’s out­burst acts as a foil—an embod­i­ment of past trau­ma, the kind that refus­es to stay buried. Her delu­sions may not be ful­ly accu­rate, but they tap into a truth Patri­cia can’t yet see. Some­thing about James doesn’t add up. And though she doesn’t real­ize it yet, this din­ner was more than awkward—it was a warn­ing.

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