In Chapter 9, Phoebe is introduced to Lila’s wedding party, characterized by a peculiar camaraderie resembling a cult. Lila introduces Phoebe to her friends, notably High Bun, whose name doesn’t quite fit her current long fishtail braid, and Neck Pillow, who sports a diamond necklace. The group shares quirky introductions, with humor reflecting their unique backgrounds, especially Marla, the groom’s sister, and Juice, the groom’s daughter, who prefers her unusual nickname.

As the conversation unfolds, Phoebe observes Lila’s demeanor transform—less assertive around her wedding guests and more reserved. This change makes Phoebe feel protective of her, recalling her own wedding experiences. Despite her desire for humor, Lila remains subdued while others continue with snarky banter and hints of familiarity that make Phoebe uncomfortable.

Lila spins a story about how she met Gary, the groom, at her mother’s gallery. The group discusses this connection enthusiastically, especially the coincidence of Gary being her father’s doctor. During the storytelling, there’s a humorous exchange about a nude painting, but when tensions arise, silence ensues, highlighting the awkwardness within the group.

Eventually, the women prepare to depart, but the dynamics shift when discussing car arrangements. High Bun and Lila decide to drive a vintage convertible, but the vehicle’s old mechanics require Phoebe’s assistance since she has some experience with stick shifts. The vibe in the car transforms as they head toward Bowen’s Wharf, with mixed feelings of anticipation and nostalgia.

Throughout the ride, Phoebe observes the group’s banter, noting their contrasting personalities. As they face traffic chaos, conversations drift toward personal stories and shared histories, punctuating the atmosphere with humor despite the discomforting undercurrents. Their trip reveals insights into their relationships as they endure awkward moments and fleeting laughter, which intensifies as they approach the wharf and more wedding guests.

Upon arrival, Phoebe recognizes Gary, who remembers her from the hot tub, but their connection feels obscured. Juice’s outburst about her virtual dog named Human Princess, recently “deceased,” abruptly shifts the tone, revealing emotional depths among the family members as they navigate loss and memories.

The chapter wraps up with an invitation to continue their gathering on the boat, maintaining a mix of fascination, tension, and unexpected emotional revelations among the characters .